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just1genius
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4/4/2011 10:38 am

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4/5/2011 7:26 am

Joke of the day, fence


A husband and wife are in a restaurant when the husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had made love over sixty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence …. And you know.

Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'

OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll again and for old time's sake?'

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks, I've got to see these two old-timers against a fence. …really

The elderly couple then has the most furious lovemaking that the policeman has ever seen.

Finally, they both collapse to the ground….

The policeman is amazed. … After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, The policeman, says I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, he says to the couple, 'Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. What’s your secret…

The old man is barely able to reply, 'Sixty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'