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MAKING A BABY! The Smiths were unable to concieve and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to0door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to....." "Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarassed, "I've been expecting you." "Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?" "Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat." After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, amd perhaps a couple in bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.! "Bathtub, living roomfloor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!" "Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results." "My, that"s a lot!", gasped Mrs. Smith. Simply J |
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Great read, i haven't stopped laughing!! (What ever ya do keep some sunshine on ya face ) -Mudbone
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Pwede ako every other day ..not with one sitting Pilya ka ha!
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6/3/2007 1:43 am |
It reminds me of a phonecall. Some people don't even bother to ask questions and make things clear, that is why there are full of misunderstandings. Anyway, misunderstandings can bring a lot of fun. And speculating is half fun too. Please don't disturb a chicken before he hatches.
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6/3/2007 6:01 pm |
I can hear all of yah laughing.....I'll join too hahahahahaha Davinci imagines me as Mrs Smith. But I solved Nan's riddles!  Just last night, 3 photographers knocked and I don't know where the 3 should take the six and seven angles. Who is going to do the bath tub, the living room floor and the couch.  Masterdunmore, just keep on laughing but don't blame for stomach aches.  9Nan, KQRBNP, Pinky, don't just laugh, Nan suggested to make teas for the phtographers. maybe I'll need some more help. Fedders, I need a full timer person so that it will be perfectly created. Misunderstanding is fun Oasis, but sometimes dangerous and sometimes may cost you a lot of money and damages.  Dummy, he should or wont get the sales! Simply J
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8/1/2007 2:09 am |
ohh
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