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FRENCHMAN, ITALIAN AND THE SINGAPOREAN A Frenchman and an Italina were seated next to a Singaporean on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. "Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told how much she adored me." "Ah last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man." When the Singaporean remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?" "Once," the Singaporean replied. "Only once?" the Italian aroogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?" "Don't stop."" replied the Singaporean. Simply J |
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I know this guy... myself and he were taking a pee over the bridge, when he looked over the edge and said "this water sure is cold" ...and I too looked over the edge, and said "yes, and deep, too!!"
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6/5/2007 7:54 pm |
sounds like he's been to one of my classes.. 
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That Singaporean might have eaten a lot of Korean Bug and a bucket full of Ginzeng with honey... You're getting a bit greener... Ang poise mo ! Hija!... 
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6/6/2007 10:22 am |
I've been known to be busy until a new sunrise from time to time..  though I am still in search of that elusive.. instant ""expansion" pill.. you guys know.. the longer you stay in anything the more it take to keep it snug.. 'even a shirt or a pair of pants.." if you wear it frequently, it will stretch a bit.. same with a pair of shoes.. " you got to break them in right"
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6/14/2007 6:39 am |
I know this guy... myself and he were taking a pee over the bridge, when he looked over the edge and said "this water sure is cold" ...and I too looked over the edge, and said "yes, and deep, too!!"  Maybe................it's you!  Simply J
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6/14/2007 6:40 am |
sounds like he's been to one of my classes.. What kind of class do you have? Simply J
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6/14/2007 6:41 am |
Mabuti, ikaw, kamusta rin?  Is ther something to wonder about Singaporean? Simply J
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6/14/2007 6:43 am |
That Singaporean might have eaten a lot of Korean Bug and a bucket full of Ginzeng with honey... You're getting a bit greener... Ang poise mo ! Hija!... Ang poise......diva! Simply J
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6/14/2007 6:44 am |
I've been known to be busy until a new sunrise from time to time.. though I am still in search of that elusive.. instant ""expansion" pill.. you guys know.. the longer you stay in anything the more it take to keep it snug.. 'even a shirt or a pair of pants.." if you wear it frequently, it will stretch a bit.. same with a pair of shoes.. " you got to break them in right" Simply J
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....Comedienne-Mama, loved the story, lol It says a lot about; French, Italian and Singapore men, but more importantly, it also says a lot about Singapore women.... WOW!!WHAT A COUNTRY!!!!!!     minnie
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6/30/2007 5:49 pm |
....Comedienne-Mama, loved the story, lolIt says a lot about; French, Italian and Singapore men, but more importantly, it also says a lot about Singapore women.... WOW!!WHAT A COUNTRY!!!!!! Simply J
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Which of the three are you alike? ____________________________________________________________________  ....Noooo, You are trying to make me H again, H-Mama....you know what happens to me when you say things like that I know which one I'd like to be ....but which one do you like, Jay? minnie
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7/1/2007 6:10 pm |
I am yokubari dakara....hmmmmmmm........all of the above! Dekiru???????????????????  Simply J
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WOW!!!! "Yokubarri" de iitoko yo!....you are a TENSHI sent from the TENGOKU above!  but some ppl would say you're a "Kintama Breaker"!!Boku dekiru kanaaaa...... Frenchman= 4 times Italian= 6 times Singaporean= Once/but all night That equals 11 times in about 10hrs....  ....I'm always up for a challenge!.....but I think that I'll end-up a "Shriveled Little Prune" ....if you get my meaning minnie
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7/3/2007 4:24 pm |
WOW!!!!"Yokubarri" de iitoko yo!....you are a TENSHI sent from the TENGOKU above! but some ppl would say you're a "Kintama Breaker"!!Boku dekiru kanaaaa...... Frenchman= 4 times Italian= 6 times Singaporean= Once/but all night That equals 11 times in about 10hrs.... ....I'm always up for a challenge!.....but I think that I'll end-up a "Shriveled Little Prune" ....if you get my meaning I'm thinking about what's the best oil to use. I mean lubricant! Nure sugittara will look just the way you described it and herchau Simply J
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Oooo! Now we're getting down to business, Kintamatsubushi-Mama, how about a very large can of "Extra Virgin Olive Oil" and some of Nans' melted Swiss dark Chocolate to make it taste yummy-honey!....Shiwashiwakintama-Papa minnie
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7/5/2007 6:48 am |
Oooo! Now we're getting down to business, Kintamatsubushi-Mama , how about a very large can of "Extra Virgin Olive Oil" and some of Nans' melted Swiss dark Chocolate to make it taste yummy-honey!....Shiwashiwakintama-Papa   Simply J
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......Uhuh....AND the "Black Forest Gateaux" minnie
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7/5/2007 4:54 pm |
......Uhuh....AND the "Black Forest Gateaux"Simply J
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.....Oshiyoki minnie
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7/17/2007 4:34 pm |
.....OshiyokiSimply J
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8/1/2007 2:12 am |
Jlo u almost got the floor being the nxt comedian on AsiaFind lolz do they have kudos like that in here.. top comedians?eh
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