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US Nights Four Legs Good Moo Cow sat reading in her library. Her thick spectacles were on the bridge of her nose as she was completely and utterly engrossed in her book. "Oh no! Oh dear! Oh my," she exclaimed as she set down the story. "Who pushed Humpty Dumpty and why hasn't the King's horses and all the King's men been able to put him back together again? Moo Cow was distraught over the saga and became hungry as she was a stress eater. In the kitchen she made herself some scrambled eggs and then went about pondering how she could solve the murder of the poor defenseless embryonic poultry. After breakfast she went to ask the sheep, but they just giggled at her. "Stupid Democrats," She mooed and went to find the chickens. They were poultry like the egg. Certainly she would find a clue with them. "Who pushed Humpty Dumpty and why hasn't the incompetent King's men been able to put him back together again? And where is the poor egg now," she interrogated the chickens. Mable, the head chicken spoke up, "Moo Cow, all of our eggs are safely warm beneath us." Moo Cow was not satisfied with the reply and asked again of the egg. Mable being a little smarter than the average chicken knew that the only way to rid her hen house of the cow would be to prove to her that the egg was found. "Moo Cow, I'm certain that since Humpty Dumpty fell off a wall, the best place to look for him would be at the base of one." Moo Cow agreed and set off to find the closest wall. In the interim, Mable took one of her eggs and carried it to a nearby wall. She felt that if she were to put the cow's mind at ease she would have to sacrifice one of her eggs, so she set it on the wall and pushed it off with a whistle and a flick of her wing. Unfortunately Moo Cow saw the whole event. "Murderer! Call the cops! 911,"Moo Cow yelled at the top of her bovine lungs. Mable was distraught, "Oh no Moo Cow, I was just trying to make you believe that this was Humpty Dumpty, so you would leave us chickens alone." Moo Cow perused the scene. "Liar! Murderous liar," she again yelled. "I witnessed you push the egg off the wall. Therefore it must have been you who pushed Humpty Dumpty off previously. Don't move I'm calling the police." Mable stood frozen in place. Only her feathers shook as the ambulance and patrol car arrived. "Where's the victim," the emergency crew asked. Moo Cow pointed to the poor, broken egg. "There it rests. The poor victim of that serial killer." The police ran from their patrol cars guns blazing,"Where's the killer," the Sargent asked. Moo Cow pointed to the now fainted chicken. "There she is. I saw her push the egg off the wall. Where the body of her last victim is, nobody knows," Moo Cow said mysteriously. "Uh huh," said the policeman. "So, does the farmer know you're making crank calls? I'm gonna find him and let him know." Moo Cow was aghast. No one seemed to mind the hapless body of the unfertilized embryo upon the street. Moo Cow wept bitterly and scooped up the victim. She brought it home to her library to carefully piece back together. Once together, she placed the Frankinsteinish egg in with the other eggs in the egg carton in her frig. Satisfied that she had finally set things right, if not for Humpty Dumpty but for all other eggs who could have been the victims of the malicious Mable she rested in her chair. Malicious Mable...she liked the sound of that. She would call the hen that every time she saw her. But now she was hungry and cracked some eggs to scramble. Oh, there went the one she had just glued together. Moo Cow froze in horror at her act. "Noooooooooooooooooooooo......,"She yelled. She had become...a Democrat. |
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Go, haaaaaaaaaa......., I do. EZ, Now I'm curious...I wonder if they would if they had the opportunity. So silly...
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