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Weekend joke - Colorful Easter eggs (3 jokes) Why is Easter an Alzheimer patient's favorite holiday? They get to hide their own eggs. A farmer plays a prank on Easter Sunday. After the egg hunt, he sneaks into the chicken coop and replaces every white egg with a brightly colored one. Minutes later, the rooster walks in. He spots the colored eggs, then storms out and beats up the peacock. What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard cause I just got laid by some chick. p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly.  Honesty is the best policy. |
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Imaging an angry rooster rush out to beat a colorful peacock. Ha,ha,ha.... Honesty is the best policy.
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Easter Sunday this year will be April 16, 2017. Honesty is the best policy.
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