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1ClassyLady 68F
3114 posts
4/21/2017 4:11 pm
Weekend joke - The environmentalist


An environmentalist dies and reports to the pearly gates. St Peter checks his dossier and says "Ah you''re an environmentalist - your in the wrong place." Thinking that heaven could not make an error he reports to the gates of hell and is let in.

Pretty soon the environmentalist gets dissatisfied with the environment in hell and starts implementing eco-friendly improvements. After a while global warming, air and water pollution are under control. The landscape is covered with grass and plants. The food is organic and the people are happy. The environmentalist has become a popular guy.

One day God calls Satan in the phone and says with a sneer "How's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies " Things are going great we've cleaned the air, water and the temperature is much better and the food tastes great. There is no telling what this environmentalist will do next."

God replies "What you've got an environmentalist that must have been a mistake? He should have never gotten down there. Send him up here."

Satan replies "No way I like having an environmentalist on staff and I'm keeping him."

God says "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and says "Yeah right and where are you going to get a lawyer?"

p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly.



Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3276 posts
4/23/2017 5:03 am

    Quoting  :

Don't forget there was Jimmy Swaggart who has had Sexual scandals with prostitutes in the late 1980s and early 1990s led the Assemblies of God to defrock him. As a result of the scandals, Swaggart temporarily stepped down as the head of Jimmy Swaggart Ministries.



Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3276 posts
4/22/2017 9:58 am

On March 11, 2011 there was a 8.9 magnitude earthquake/ Tsunami/ Nuclear reactor leaking in North of Japan that killed 15,891 and at least 2,500 people still reported missing. We lost near 3,000 lives on Sept 11, 2001 in terrorist attack on U.S. soil. So many wars and natural disasters killed so many people. On those days God and Satan must be very busy??? Give me a break. I don't buy it.

I look above I saw sky as a sky not Heaven. I look down I saw ground and not a Hell. Human history way back to 10 thousand years, so Heaven and Hell must be very crowded. Those 19 stupid hijackers believed their God would give them 72 virgin wives in Heaven, if they killed Americans. We as Americans believe they should go to Hell that they killed our people.

Politics and Religion are very sensitive topics and everyone has different opinion and thought. I just expressed my opinion on my blogs.

I was born and raised as a Catholic under my mom's influence. When my ex-husband needed his Green Card and asked me to marry him. We went to Catholic church but been told that my ex needed to become Catholic. So, we went to an Evangelical Christian church to get married. In the beginning, they asked donations because the church rented and shared different hours with other Caucasian Christians. So, we donated and they built our own church. Then I have two children. The pastor's wife persuaded me to join an investment that they bought hundred acres land in Lancaster, CA that they need to build school, church, hospital, apartment, house, .... The minimum investment amount is $50,000 for 1 year. Many church members also joined. Some of them over a year and renewed more money as they deemed good interest income. One of my friend put in $350,000 of all her savings. It was a "Ponzi Scheme" that they get new money to pay the older investor's interest monthly. One day they took all the money that over 12 millions or even more away and disappeared, out of country. We called the pastor's wife, but been told she was in a hospital and didn't know the "Ponzi Scheme", she just made commission out of it. She knew there wasn't a land in Lancaster their company bought. I told my mom to put in $50,000 but she later put another $50,000 to be $100K and my $50K all gone. How can I trust a Christian pastor's wife??? Do you know the story of Jimmy and Tammie Bakker???? It was the "Ponzi Scheme" too. If you want to convince me to be a Christian, ask your god to talk to me or give me a hint. I remain an Atheist/ Agonist and "Peace on Earth". People need to be honest.

Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3276 posts
4/21/2017 4:38 pm

One of the reasons I became an atheist/ agnostic is there are only have two places to go after death - Heaven or Hell. We have trillions people in the world, how come divided into two groups. I will stay on the earth cremated in an urn as an environmentalist. There are million people died everyday, how hard work God and Satan need to do everyday, 24/7, to send some people to heaven and some to hell. This is BS.



Honesty is the best policy.