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Weekend joke - The 80 years old guy An 80 year old man went to the doctor to ask for a prescription for Viagra. The doctor was a bit taken aback not only by his age but also because he was a widower. He told him he would have to have a physical first to make sure his heart, etc., was up to it. He checked out OK for a man his age, so the doctor handed him a sample package. "Lets just try a couple of pills first and see how well you tolerate it. If it works out I'll write you a prescription." The old man looked at the pills and said "Doc. Don't you have something smaller? All I want is a quarter of a pill." "Sir, you are 80 years old. Trust me on this. You don't want a quarter of a pill. That won't do you any good at all. If you want a satisfactory sexual experience you're going to need a full dose." "Doc, you don't understand. I don't want to have sex. I just want to get the damn thing out there far enough that I can stop peeing on my shoes." p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly. Honesty is the best policy. |
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Actually, this 80 y/o guy can go into the toilet and sit on toilet to pee. As long as the door is locked, nobody would know he was peeing or pooing and the urine won't wet his shoes. But anyway, it is just a joke. Honesty is the best policy.
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