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1ClassyLady 68F
3126 posts
5/6/2017 5:13 pm
The hilarious joke on Ellen's show happened on me

I saw Ellen DeGeneres show that a sign at the cash register says "Pen is broken, please use finger! Thanks". The pen is supposed to use for sign the credit card but the note put the "Pen and is" too close and it read as "Penis broken, please use finger! Thanks"

This joke reminds me about 2 - 3 weeks ago when I was at a cash register, the cashier told me "Pen is broken, please use finger ! Thanks". It happened on me, so I laughed out loud and said "anyone seen this joke on Ellen DeGeneres show". Lots of people in line raised their hands and said "I did". This is true story.

Please refer to the photos insert. Hilarious!!!






Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
5/6/2017 6:33 pm

Have you seen the Ellen DeGeneres show on this episode?? If you haven't, you can Google YouTube video to see this episode. It is hilarious funny. Ellen tried to make Andy to say "Penis broken, use your finger".



Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
5/6/2017 5:21 pm

True story happened on me, but there is no sign. The cashier said the exact words "Pen is broken, please use finger. Thanks". People waited in line behind me had nothing to do and they all heard what the cashier said and they have seen Ellen DeGeneres show on TV. You know, how popular Ellen's show is.



Honesty is the best policy.