完美的妇女吗？ The perfect woman?
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Posted:Sep 16, 2012 10:49 pm
Last Updated:Sep 22, 2012 9:18 am 78248 Views
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我的完美的妇女是谁？
Who is the perfect woman for me?
或许45到50岁。
She is probably 45 to 50 years old.
年轻的外表。
Youthful appearance.
薄。 充裕的胸部！ 哈哈！ 这是可能的吗？
Thin. Ample breast! ha-ha! is this possible?
我正上床睡觉。
I'm going to bed.
我将梦想一名完美的妇女。
I will dream of a perfect woman.
为什么？ 因为，她不在这里。
Why? because, she is not here.
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产品评论： 爱或者不喜欢 product reviews: love or hate
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Posted:Sep 16, 2012 6:44 am
Last Updated:Sep 30, 2012 9:12 am 78424 Views
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I want to buy a new lawn mower.
So, I checked online and found several.
Which one to buy?
I'm unsure.
So, I read the product reviews to see what others (who bought this model) have found.
The first said "bad product, don't buy it"
The next one said "great product, buy it"
The third said "bad product, don't buy it"
The fourth one said "great product, buy it"
This is confusing.
What a risk that the reviews are totally opposite.
I cannot use such information...
I must physically inspect the merchandise and make my own judgment before making a purchase.
At this point, online product reviews are really worthless.
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七夕 7&7
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Posted:Aug 23, 2012 7:17 am
Last Updated:Sep 19, 2012 3:53 am 81287 Views
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I am told 七夕 is the seventh evening of the seventh moon in lunar calendar.
相当于西方的情人节
It is equivalent to Western Valentine's Day.
So... Happy Chinese Valentine's Day to all the ladies!
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玛雅人的日历 The Mayan Calendar
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Posted:Aug 22, 2012 5:59 pm
Last Updated:Aug 25, 2012 3:30 am 78659 Views
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根据玛雅日历，世界将结束 2012 年 12 月
According to the Mayan calendar, the world will end December 2012
研究者们发现另一个玛雅日历。我们现在可以庆祝了。世界并不在 12 月结束 ！
Researchers have found another Mayan calendar. We can celebrate now. The world isn't ending in December!
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The 27 Club... 27 俱乐部
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Posted:Aug 22, 2012 5:50 pm
Last Updated:Sep 19, 2012 3:54 am 78876 Views
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Robert Johnson, musician, died at the age of 27.
Brian Jones, musician (Rolling Stones), died at the age of 27.
Jimi Hendrix, musician, died at the age of 27.
Janis Joplin, singer, died at the age of 27.
Jim Morrison, singer (Doors), died at the age of 27.
Kurt Cobain, musician (Nirvana), died at the age of 27.
Amy Winehouse, singer, died at the age of 27.
Alan Wilson, singer (Canned Heat), died at the age of 27.
There are many more famous (and not so famous) musicians who have died at the age of 27... coincidence?
在 27 岁时死了很多著名音乐家。是巧合吗？
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地图 Maps...
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Posted:Aug 18, 2012 5:52 pm
Last Updated:Aug 20, 2012 8:21 pm 83282 Views
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我喜欢读地图！ 多少城市是附近河是惊人的。
I love reading maps! it's amazing how many cities are nearby rivers.
中国有长江。 美国有密西西比河。
China has the Yangtze River. America has the Mississippi River.
生命将没有这些河多么难啊。
How difficult life would be without these rivers.
我能花费几小时读地图。 令人遗憾，对于这种嗜好几乎没有时间。
I could spend hours reading maps. Unfortunately, there is little time for this hobby.
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长的时间没有网络日记！ long time no blog!
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Posted:Aug 18, 2012 3:12 pm
Last Updated:Aug 23, 2012 12:24 pm 86870 Views
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很多事情今年已经发生在我身上。 好和坏。 有希望，更多的好东西。
Many things have happened to me this year. Good and bad. Hopefully, more good things (than bad things)
If you have been exchanging e-mails with me, you already know I'm working 7 days a week. Today, was too much. I stayed home and did some house cleaning and laundry. It was necessary. really!
每周7天，我正工作。 今天，我今天保持家做国内职责。 洗衣店，等等
这是我有的全部空闲时间。 现在，我将去食品杂货店购物。 我该吃什么？ 或许鱼和蔬菜！
This is all the free time I have. now, I'm going grocery shopping. What should I eat? probably fish and vegetables!
我真的想要比萨饼。 哈哈！
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( 你导管 )
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Posted:May 8, 2011 7:41 pm
Last Updated:Aug 19, 2012 1:58 pm 76495 Views
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Every weekend, I listen to videos. Some of my favorite are Erhu and Pipa.
每个周末，我听YouTube 录像。 一些我最喜欢的是二胡和琵琶。
I love the Tong Hua (fairytale) video too!
我也爱童话 录像！
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孔子没说这。。。 Confucius didn't say this...
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Posted:Apr 28, 2011 8:18 pm
Last Updated:Jul 20, 2018 8:43 pm 74682 Views
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有时妇女'一半我的年龄'要我结婚。
我微笑并且记得这个笑话：
Old man can keep young woman happy... 'so long' as his wallet is full. When wallet become empty, she say 'so long'
我将翻译成汉语：
如果他的钱包是满的，老人能保持年轻的妇女愉快。
当钱包变得空时，她说 ' 再见'
呵呵呵。。。
或许你理解我的幽默吗？
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