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Subject: What a woman should have. . . 3/29/2007 A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...one old love she can imagine going back to... and one who reminds her how far she has come... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...enough money within her control to move out and rent a 0 Comments, 96 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score | |
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Blonde jokes ...... OMG too funny!!! 10/25/2006 BLONDE LOGIC Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?" 0 Comments, 69 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score | |
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Missing Beer! 8/19/2006 A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. He took a sip and walked over to the jukebox to spin a record. When he returned to his table he discovered that his beer was gone. He stopped a waitre 0 Comments, 79 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score | |
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Don't Step on the Ducks 6/28/2006 Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, a 0 Comments, 84 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score | |
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Tequila and Salt 3/13/2006 Tequila and Salt This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people 0 Comments, 32 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score | |
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The FLU 2/14/2006 Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitti 0 Comments, 70 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score | |
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Your Age by Chocolate 2/13/2006 Subject: FW: Your Age by Chocolate <br> Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but the Hershey Man will know! <br> YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH <br& 0 Comments, 76 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score | |
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I love you not because... 1/2/2006 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. <br> 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. <br> 3 0 Comments, 123 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score | |
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Don't Ask Grandma 12/15/2005 Little Jordan was staying with his Grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with some of the neighborhood for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is it 0 Comments, 210 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score | |
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IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER - by Erma Bombeck 12/8/2005 (written after she found out she was dying from cancer). I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren't there for the day. 0 Comments, 29 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score | |
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COME FILL MY WORLD 11/10/2005 Come fill my world, Come fill my life, Come take my hand, Come walk with me. <br> Without clouds the rain won’t come, Without rain the grass won’t grow, Without sun t 0 Comments, 51 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score | |
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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN 11/2/2005 * Wine her, * Dine her, * Call her, * Hug her, * Support her, * Hold her, * Surprise her, * Compliment her, * Smile at her, * Listen to her, * Laugh with her, * Cry with her, * 0 Comments, 343 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score | |
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Men are from Mars, Women are from out west 11/2/2005 A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road. At the same time a man is driving in the opposite direction on that same road. <br> When they narrowly pass each other at high speed 0 Comments, 207 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score | |
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DO YOU KNOW: 7/11/2005 Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind. <br> You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying over the future. <br> Love...and yo 0 Comments, 237 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score | |
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What's the most.... 7/6/2005 The most destructive habit......Worry <br> The greatest Joy................Giving <br> The greatest loss...............Loss of self-respect <br> The most satisfying work.. 0 Comments, 247 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score | |
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Two Wolves 7/5/2005 One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a debate that goes on inside people. He said, "My , the battle is between 2 "wolves" inside us all. <br> One is Evil. It is anger, envy, 0 Comments, 249 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score | |
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The Hikers 6/25/2005 The Hikers <br> One day, Bob, Joe and Dave were hiking in a wilderness area when they came upon a large, raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of 0 Comments, 271 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score | |
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Lawyer questions 6/25/2005 Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. <br> In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand mother 0 Comments, 238 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score |
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