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Faith Healing   10/12/2006

An old couple, were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program. The preacher on this show would go to all the people in the audience and asking them what they wan


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RandyTeacherToo 49 M
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Dogs letters to God   9/30/2006

Dear God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God, When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?
D


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RandyTeacherToo 49 M
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The Angry Preacher   9/21/2006

The preacher rose with a red face. "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K. This is a horrible lie! A God fearing decent Christian community cannot tolerate such


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RandyTeacherToo 49 M
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Sending the first e-mail: Getting Attention   8/22/2006

In the world of online dating, you have about 10 seconds to make a good first impression, so good writing skills can really make your correspondence sparkle.
You've found a profile and


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RandyTeacherToo 49 M
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What's in a name?   8/18/2006

A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. 'Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm'? 'Because he was conceived during a mighty storm', she said. Then


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RandyTeacher 49 M
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What's in a name?   8/18/2006

A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. 'Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm'? 'Because he was conceived during a mighty storm', she said. Then


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RandyTeacherToo 49 M
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Chinese Proverbs   8/16/2006

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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RandyTeacherToo 49 M
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Women and Titties   8/16/2006

Women with big tits ...
..can get a taxi on the worst days
..have men give them the best seats on a bus.
..have a neat place to carry spare change
..have al


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RandyTeacherToo 49 M
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Hong Kong ranks bottom in sex frequency survey   8/5/2006

Hong Kong ranks bottom in sex frequency survey (AFP)
4 August 2006
HONG KONG - Hong Kong people have the least sex in the world, managing it less than once a week, a survey h


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RandyTeacherToo 49 M
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Good Bars   8/4/2006

A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Scotsman says, 'Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I


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Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss   8/3/2006

( Read like a rhyme - loves it )
(You gotta read this one out loud)
I f a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted At a very last resort, and


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RandyTeacherToo 49 M
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The Confessional   8/2/2006

An 80-year-old man went into the confessional and told the priest the following: "Father, I am an 80-year-old man, I'm married, I have four and eleven grandchildren. Last night I strayed and had a


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