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Indian Visits House 11/16/2006 An Indian walks into a house and throws a bag of money on the counter and says, "me want pussy." The woman working the counter decides that she wants to have a little fun with him, and tells him 0 Comments, 159 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Tiger 8/4/2006 A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husb 0 Comments, 148 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Church Bells 8/4/2006 On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her g 0 Comments, 98 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Taxi Driver 8/4/2006 A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. 'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi drive 0 Comments, 103 Views, 0 Votes | |
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101 Ways To Annoy People 8/4/2006 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for ." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse c 0 Comments, 112 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Arriving home very drunk 8/1/2006 A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home." 0 Comments, 97 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Yo mama so fat, the whales sing 3/26/2006 Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!" 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Social Security 3/26/2006 A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his poc 0 Comments, 41 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Encyclopaedia Britannica 3/26/2006 Seen in my local paper's "readers sales" section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of encyclopaedia Britannica. 45 Volumes. Excellent condition. ?000 pounds or best offer. 0 Comments, 32 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Need Samples 3/26/2006 An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm 0 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Poor guy 3/26/2006 A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out 0 Comments, 49 Views, 0 Votes |
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