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Don't Lie To Your Mother   5/14/2005

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and


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johnnieb 41 M
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No sex tonight?   5/14/2005

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their he


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johnnieb 41 M
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Fairy and the married couple   5/14/2005

A Fairy told a married couple: " For being an exemplary married couple for 25 years I will give you each a wish" "I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband" said the wife. The


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johnnieb 41 M
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Safety hats   5/13/2005

They're rubber and long, but not very strong, And to forget them can make one weep. Yet so many we know, still have a go, Because the risk is better than sleep. <br> They come in a pac


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johnnieb 41 M
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Elephants (First encounter)   5/13/2005

Within the jungle one fine day, a voice was heard not far away. It echoed off the valley walls, Until it reached the mighty falls. The cry came out from high above, And with it sounded a fir


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