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10 Of The World's Worst Pick-Up Lines 2/21/2006 Your eyes meet across a crowded room... the atmosphere is charged with desire... you approach, cool and composed... and knock 'em dead with a line like... <br> 1. Can I buy you a drink, or 16 Comments, 231 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score | |
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MUST READ Extremely Lame Pick Up Lines 2/21/2006 1. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. <br> 2. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. <br> 16 Comments, 219 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score | |
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MUST READ = Comeback Lines 2 Pick Up Lines 2/21/2006 1. Haven't I seen you someplace before? Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. <br> 2. Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. <br> 3. Your place or m 16 Comments, 240 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score | |
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MUST READ !!!!!!!!!!! #s, Averages And %s 2/21/2006 85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear. <br> 67.5% of men wear briefs. <br> 85% of women wear the wrong bra size. <br> 50% admit they regularly sneak food into 16 Comments, 57 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score | |
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Try not to “Convince” him to like you.... 2/6/2006 What do most women do when they meet a man that they REALLY like... but he's just not that interested or isn't as serious? Right! They try to "convince" the man to feel differently. Well, I have 16 Comments, 63 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score | |
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MUST ***The Stages of Life*** READ 1/25/2006 THE MALE STAGES OF LIFE AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 16 Comments, 204 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score | |
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Laughb4getting serious... 1/18/2006 A little girl and her mother were out and about. The girl, out of the blue, asked her mother, "How old are you?" The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this 16 Comments, 16 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score | |
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You've got mail, and maybe gonorrhea 1/4/2006 You've got mail -- and possibly gonorrhea, HIV or another sexually transmitted disease. <br> E-mail sent through Web sites launched in Los Angeles and San Francisco is providing peopl 16 Comments, 59 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score | |
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Divorce rate waiting at the 2007 gate 1/4/2006 Newly retired engineer Kotaro Toyohara arrives home for a family celebration after his final day at work, clutching a ring for his wife, Yoko, his head full of plans for the years of leisure ahead. 16 Comments, 33 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score | |
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DATE STRANGERS 1/2/2006 Friends don't let friends date guys like Spank Me Frank, who took a gander at Ashley Nichols' derrière during their first and only rendezvous and declared, "I want to spank it later." <br> 16 Comments, 62 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score |
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