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Math 101 4/25/2006 What is the square root of 69? 8 something. 1 Comments, 92 Views, 12 Votes ,3.86 Score | |
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SPELLING 101 4/24/2006 WHY IS SEX SPELLED S-E-X? IT IS EASIER THAN TRYING TO SPELL, O-H-G-O-D-I-M-C-O-M-I-N-G! 1 Comments, 98 Views, 12 Votes ,3.86 Score | |
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Paralysis by Analysis 4/18/2006 I wonder how many "relationships" would be better, if people didn't spend so much time trying to figure out what is wrong. It seems that focusing on differences has become way more important than s 1 Comments, 172 Views, 12 Votes ,3.86 Score | |
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ALCOHOL RELATED 4/11/2006 2 DRUNKS WERE WALKING DOWN SOME RAILROAD TRACKS."I SURE WOULD LIKE TO GET OFF THIS STAIRWAY, " SAID ONE. THE OTHER REPLIED, "I DON'T MIND THE STAIRS, BUT THE HANDRAIL IS TO LOW." WHATS 1 Comments, 96 Views, 12 Votes ,3.86 Score | |
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WALKING INTO A BAR 4/11/2006 1. A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "GIMME A BEER, AND A MOP.' 2. A penguin walks into a bar and says, "ANYBODY SEEN MY BROTHER?" The bartender replies, "WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE?" 1 Comments, 152 Views, 12 Votes ,3.86 Score | |
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ENOUGH RACISM OK? 4/10/2006 I AM SO TIRED OF SEEING RACISM BROUGHT TO THIS WEBSITE. IF YOU ARE SUGGESTING I STICK TO MY OWN RACE, I SUBMIT TO YOU, THAT I AM. THERE IS ONLY ONE RACE. THE HUMAN RACE. IF YOU ARE SUGGESTING I STI 1 Comments, 44 Views, 12 Votes ,3.86 Score | |
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Writers on writing 4/8/2006 Authors prayer: OUR FATHER, WHICH ART IN HEAVEN, AND HAS ALSO WRITTEN A BOOK... (unknown) IN 6 PAGES I CAN'T EVEN SAY "HELLO." (James Michener) 1 Comments, 29 Views, 12 Votes ,3.86 Score | |
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REDNECK ID 2 4/8/2006 WHY IS IT SO HARD TO ID A DEAD REDNECK? THERE ARE NO DENTAL RECORDS, AND EVERYBODY HAS THE SAME DNA. 1 Comments, 48 Views, 12 Votes ,3.86 Score | |
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REDNECK ID 4/8/2006 A POLICEMAN STOPPED A REDNECK, AND SAID "YOU GOT ANY ID?" THE REDNECK REPLIED, "ABOUT WHAT?" 1 Comments, 68 Views, 12 Votes ,3.86 Score | |
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God or nature? 4/5/2006 I was reading about ZYONights trip to areas hit by hurricanes. It reminded of something else I read. Some people are saying that God sent Katrina to New Orleans, because there was some sort of gay 1 Comments, 67 Views, 12 Votes ,3.86 Score | |
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The difference between theory and reality. 4/2/2006 A young boy needed help with his schoolwork, so he went to his father."Dad, I have to explain the difference between theory and reality for science class. Can you help me?" The father replied, "Sur 1 Comments, 106 Views, 12 Votes ,3.86 Score | |
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AGE QUESTION 4/1/2006 JUST GOT AN EMAIL FROM SOMEONE 20 YEARS YOUNGER THAN I AM. HER PROFILE SUGGESTS SHE IS SERIOUSLY INTERESTED IN MARRIAGE. I WILL NOT EVEN CONSIDER DATING OR MARRYING ANYONE YOUNGER THAN MY LITTLE SI 1 Comments, 90 Views, 12 Votes ,3.86 Score | |
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A REAL EMERGENCY 3/30/2006 A Doctor was working late in his office, when suddenly his phone rang. It was a hysterical woman, who cried, "Doctor, come quick! My little boy just swallowed a condom!" The doctor threw on his coa 1 Comments, 55 Views, 12 Votes ,3.86 Score | |
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Definition of Love 3/28/2006 The best definition of love I ever heard. LOVE IS A STATE OF MIND THAT ONLY OCCURS WHEN SOMEONE ELSE'S FEELINGS, THOUGHTS, DREAMS, HOPES, AND DESIRES, MEAN MORE TO YOU, THAN YOUR OWN. 1 Comments, 25 Views, 12 Votes ,3.86 Score | |
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Advice from my father 3/28/2006 When my marriage was falling apart, my father tried to give me advice on reconciling. I said “dad you are on your fourth wife. You are not the guy! If I need a divorce lawyer I will call you 1 Comments, 66 Views, 12 Votes ,3.86 Score | |
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LOVE THOUGHTS 3/28/2006 I will tell you how i know what love is. I know because i have spent my entire life surrounded by what love is not. I will not speak of gender or race, because all partys are guilty. CHEATING, LYIN 1 Comments, 22 Views, 12 Votes ,3.86 Score |
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