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millionaire 10/17/2007 A woman was telling her friend, "It is me who made my husband a millionaire, " "And what was he before you married him?asked her friend The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire." 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Mother-in law 10/14/2007 The lawyer cabled his overseas:"Your mother-in law passed away in her sleep.Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?Back came the reply, "Take no chances-order all three. 0 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Honeymoon 10/14/2007 the newly married couple returned fromtheir honeymoon.as they got off the plane at the crowded airport, the bride said, Darling, let's make the people think we've been married a long time" 0 Comments, 63 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Tombstone 10/14/2007 A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary.The husband gave his wife a gift- a tombstone, with the inscription:"Here lies my wife-cold as ever.Later the furiou 0 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Husband and wife 10/14/2007 Married life changes over time.In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the wife listens.In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the ne 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Marriage 10/14/2007 Marriage is very much like a violin, after the sweet music is over, the strings are still attached.hehehe 0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Marriage 10/14/2007 When a man holds a woman"s hand before marriage, it is love:after marriage, it is self defence.hahahaha 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes |
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